Ever wanted an elephant on your chest? Well now, thanks to magic and chariots and time-travel, you can! Mainly thanks to a t-shirt actually. The one in the picture. We’re having a SALE (uppercase please). These lovely American Apparel screen-printed fitted t-shirts are now only £10 and have an elephant’s FACE on them, the very same one from my album Everything is Simple. You can get one here.

Enjoy responsibly. And wear a jacket if it’s cold please.

Dan